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Monthly Archives: February 2011
#15 – Chris Dickerson – OF
Chris Dickerson – Reserve Outfielder. Doppelganger. Beer to drink when people realize he should be starting over Carlos Gomez: Harp…it ain’t sexy. I know, the guy pictured on the left of the Brewers Chris Dickerson looks nothing like him. But … Continue reading
Weekend News
First of all, I’d like to apologize for not calling or writing. For our 7 readers out there…I’m sorry baby, I didn’t mean it. I was in Florida playing golf for the weekend and just didn’t get around to updating … Continue reading
#16 – Justin James – RHP
Justin James – Relief Pitcher. Stranger. What to drink while you ponder from where the Brewers got this guy: Papst Blue Ribbon – Tall Boy (Better known as a “Silo” in Wisconsin) I was on my seventh Jameson on the … Continue reading
#17 – Wil Nieves – C
Wil Nieves – Backup Catcher. Adopted Molina Brother. Beer to drink while he lumbers to the plate: Corona Light (we’re watching our calories on this one) This was actually my favorite free agent signing of the winter. I’m just sort … Continue reading
Wainwright Sleeps on Own Arm; Sustains “Significant Injury”
[ESPN] reports that the Cardinals ace, Adam Wainwright, has returned to St. Louis to have his elbow examined and is said to have sustained a “significant injury.” General manager John Mozeliak said “things do not look encouraging.” Supposedly, Wainwright had … Continue reading
#18 – Zach Braddock – LHP
Zach Braddock – Relief Pitcher. Social Networker. Beer to Drink when his mom or aunt is posting about him on Facebook: Walgreen’s Big Flats 1901 No matter how hard I try, every time I hear this guy’s name I immediately … Continue reading
#19 – Carlos Gomez – OF
Carlos Gomez – Starting Outfielder? Fantasy Sleeper? Beer to drink while he’s taking a lead at first: Chug a Red Stripe in the time he goes from first to second. Carlos Gomez is the kind of player that you want … Continue reading
#20 – Luis Cruz – SS
Luis Alfonso Cruz Bojorquez – Utility Man. Social Observationalist. Beer to drink while he comes in to pinch run: A warm can of Tecate. I know, I know. Why is Luis Cruz ranked ahead of Mark Kotsay and the starting … Continue reading
Weekend News
Kim Kardashian gave new meaning to the phrase “bottoms up.” Get it? It’s because she has an enormous ass. [Daily Mail] According to New York Magazine, supporters of the protesters in Madison from 38 states and 9 countries, most notably … Continue reading
#21 – Manny Parra – LHP
Manny Parra – Spot Starter. All-Around Liability. Beer to drink while he’s trying to get out of the first inning: Entire Heineken Mini-Keg (It’ll be a while) The idea of Manny Parra T-shirt Night is now officially a bust. Even … Continue reading