Hey! How 'bout them Knicks? And these underwear-sized shorts?
There are few people in the world I have a serious distaste for. My parents apparently raised me as a glass half-full kinda guy. Tell me you’re broke, I’ll buy you a beer. Tell me it’s cloudy outside, I’ll say hey, it’s gonna be sunny tomorrow. Tell me Isiah Thomas is comin’ over for Sunday dinner and I say where’s the switchblade, I’ll kill that Mothafucka!
I’m sorry, what? It’s a different Isiaiah Thomas? They spell their name differently and everything? One’s 28 years older than the other? One is a complete douche, while the other is working his way there, albeit with a sweet lefty jumper?
What, what, what!?
Has the world gone mad?
Either way, bet Washington(+4.5) and thank me later for the 4-0 “stone cold lock” weekend!
Quickies: Ohio State is not that good, at least in my mind. Take the points with George Mason (+11.5). My boy Bloomer just told me to tell you to take Texas (-6). I hate Texas, ‘cept Austin. Great city. Go with Bloomer.
Peace out ’til next time. Wednesday I’ll recap the weekend of horrible beats, Bever-lead triumphs, and give you my next “stone cold locks” of the Sweet Sixteen.
