The Most Interesting One-Man Sausage Fest in the World -- Rex Banner
Dear all:
Guess who’s back…
Back again…
Banner’s Back…
Make some friends…
Keep the old ones.
Thesis is over…
That means I can get back to one-a-days. I can say
f#@k without having to hate my life. I no longer have to sit in the
basement of the Johns Hopkins University library with a bunch of Asian
people…speaking of which, my fantasy team name is Shin Choo Been Gone. Or is
it Ass to McLouth? I don’t recall.
Who cares? I’m back baby. I’m back.
Let’s get morale down. It’s all upside now with the Brew Crew. We
escaped April, and now I can get back to ranking this f#@king team
again.
BANNNNNGGGGARRRANNNG!!!
