Category Archives: Brewers

You Thought I Was Dead

Posted on August 2, 2011 by Rex Banner

You thought I was dead, didn’t you? Admit it. You said, “Bruce Jenner, you died.” Wait, what’s my character’s name again? It’s not Bruce Jenner? Rex Banner? Well, fuck it. I want to be Bruce Jenner, now. You are aware … Continue reading →

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Rule of 7

Posted on May 7, 2011 by The Beer Baron

The Brewers have scored a mere 7 runs during their 7-game losing streak…WTF?! What happened to the high powered offense that we’ve grown accustomed to? Greinke and Hart are off the DL. Braun and Fielder are back to 2008 form. … Continue reading →

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OMSF Adds a New Post; “Well, would you look at that!”

Posted on April 25, 2011 by The Beer Baron

To the small but faithful group of One-Man Sausage Fest readers, I apologize for the lack of posts these past couple of weeks. Needless to say, there is plenty going on in the world of the Brewers and I hope … Continue reading →

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Shuffling the Bottom Half Of the Deck

Posted on April 13, 2011 by Frank Grimes

The Brewers are getting healthy.  This is good news for Brewer fans, but bad news for a few Brewers.  Jonathan Lucroy returns to action this week and he’s excepted to be joined by Zach Greinke, Corey Hart, Manny Parra, and … Continue reading →

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Thanks for the Treat, Stupid (Cubs)!

Posted on April 12, 2011 by The Beer Baron

After a vindicating series at home versus the Cubs, the Brewers look ready to right the ship against the Pirates of Pittsburgh. (How’s that for a pun? Suck on that Fox News.) The 0-4 start that we attributed to the … Continue reading →

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Brewers vs. Cubs — Round One

Posted on April 8, 2011 by The Beer Baron

As some of you may or may not remember, Carlos Zambrano threw a no-hitter in a 2008 game versus the Astros that was played at Miller Park against…guess who? Randy Wolf. Yes, Randy Wolf played 1 season with the Astros … Continue reading →

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Game Seven — Smee Edition

Posted on April 8, 2011 by Rex Banner

Has anyone ever noticed that in the movie Hook, when they are playing the baseball game on the ship, both teams are named the Pirates. Smee is on the mound, and has the greatest delivery of all time… HE’S STEALING … Continue reading →

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Game Six – Five Dollar Footlong Edition

Posted on April 7, 2011 by Rex Banner

A box cutter. A package of Betty Boop stamps. A baseball card of Frank Viola. A Five-Dollar Footlong card with four footlongs stamps clipped. What do they all have in common? They all woke up in my pocket last weekend … Continue reading →

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Brewers Get First Win

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Rex Banner

In case you didn’t notice, I haven’t been around much over the past few days. I was in New York over the weekend for my birthday and let’s just say, my liver is in great need of a vacation. So, … Continue reading →

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Weekend Update – Belated Opening Day Hangover Edition

Posted on April 5, 2011 by The Beer Baron

Opening Day 2011 was a tremendous success or the ultimate failure depending on how you look at it.  Despite the cold weather and the disappointing loss, the OMSF crew had a great time as usual. Highlights include: the world famous … Continue reading →

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